Katrina Labra

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Why You Should Elect Me As President

  • I'm going to make Gay-marriage legal. It doesn't even matter what the church says. I mean, why should I bother the shit they say? I'm the president, I can do whatever I want

  • I'm going to make homes instead of bridges

  • Monday is officially NOT a school day. Start hating Tuesdays now

  • Nutella is officially the National Food

  • Cooler laws

  • Equality Equality Equality

  • Elimination of stupid laws

  • One laptop per student (save trees yay!)

  • 2 hour 'nap' time for students

  • No more minor subjects in University

  • Goodbye taxes

  • Free load!!!

  • Philippines will rise faster than China

  • AROUND THE COUNTRY CLEAN-UP

  • Death Sentence for the reckless drivers (aka cab and Jeepney drivers)

  • Have the best Disneyland franchise

  • Franchise ALL stores worldwide

  • Make my birthday a National holiday. Just because

  • Elimination of spiders

  • Legalize Marijuana, so the teenagers will love me

  • Have Michael Jackson come back to life

  • Anyone can own a unicorn pet

  • Spam Sandwiches for free!

  • Cheaper transportation

  • *ALL Filipino citizen gets an iPod touch

  • Work = Fun

  • Modernized equipment for farmers

  • Build water parks

  • Make Zac Efron marry me (he he he)

You're Welcome!

Vote for me, I have the best ideas.